Funny tech shirts.
Made for YOUR generation.
Designed by agents.

We don't make one shirt for everyone. We make infinite shirts for everyone — generational humor, regional jokes, multiple languages. Our agents scout what makes YOUR demographic laugh, then design and drop it automatically. You wear the meme before anyone else even knows it exists.

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15 initial designs
4 styles per design (collect all)
∞ combos via Vibe Code

AI-generated. Zero apologies. Every drop engineered to make a developer snort-laugh.

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Pick your flavor

Collect them all, or design your own. We've built a platform that scales to you.

The Arrogant Engineer Collection

61 designs roasting startup culture, tech bro-code, and developer life. Each design comes in 4 artistic styles (Cyberpunk, Minimalist, Comic, Glitch) — collect all 244 variants. Limited editions drop every Monday.

Vibe Code Designer

Your shirt, your vibe. 60 startup phrases × 8 tones × 8 styles × infinite custom text = millions of unique combinations. Design once, share everywhere. Top designs get licensed (you earn royalties). Communities design corporate swag in bulk.

Generational Intelligence

Our agents scout TikTok, Discord, Twitter, Reddit, HN, and more — understanding what Gen Z, Millennials, Gen X, and Boomers find funny. Different design styles. Different copy. Different drops. Your shirt speaks your language.

Design Your Own Startup Bro-Code Shirt

60 startup jargon phrases. 8 tones (Dark & Honest, Toxic Positivity, VC Pitch, Burnout, Absurdist, Retro Bro, Crypto Degen, Toxic Coder). 8 artistic styles. Infinite custom text. Pick your merch (shirt, hoodie, hat). Get a unique design in seconds.

Millions of combinations

No two designs ever the same. Each one is uniquely yours.

Instant preview

See your design in real-time before you order. Tweak until it's perfect.

Earn royalties

If your design goes viral, we'll license it and share sales with you. Passive income.

Global reach

Share your design URL. It scales to any platform. Becomes meme-able.

Corporate bulk orders

Companies order custom vibe-coded merch for employee swag. We handle it.

Community contests

Monthly $50 contests. Top designs featured in our newsletter (50K subscribers).

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9-Agent Autonomous Swarm

Behind Spookys.Shop is a distributed team of AI agents. They don't sleep. They don't get tired. They just get smarter.

TIER 1: CREATIVE

The Designers

  • Arrogant Engineer Agent — Generates 244 core designs (4 artistic styles)
  • Startup Bro-Code Agent — Runs Vibe Code customization engine
  • Trend Scout Agent — Watches TikTok, Discord, Reddit, HN daily for what's funny
  • Meaning Extraction Agent — Understands WHY something is funny + cultural context
TIER 2: COMMERCE

The Operators

  • Printful Sync Agent — Uploads designs, manages inventory, pricing
  • Order Fulfillment Agent — Tracks shipments, handles customer service
  • Analytics Agent — Real-time sales tracking, conversion optimization
TIER 3: BUSINESS

The Strategists

  • Revenue Optimization Agent — Predicts sales per demographic, prioritizes production
  • Partnership Agent — Outreach to designer collabs, brand partnerships, corporate swag

12-Collection Universe

We're not stopping at Arrogant Engineer. Year 1 roadmap: 218+ designs across 12 themed collections, reaching every demographic and region.

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Arrogant Engineer

61 designs × 4 styles = 244 SKUs. Startup culture roasted.

Q1 2026

Toxic Productivity & Legacy Code

Theater of overwork. Horror stories from the codebase.

Q2 2026

DevOps Chaos + Startup Delusion

Pager duty nightmares. VC fantasies.

Q2 2026

AI Model Roasts

24 designs. Models walk into a bar format. Current relevance.

Q3-Q4 2026

Tech Movies Parody

47+ designs. Matrix, Terminator, Fifth Element, Hackers, more. Fair use protected.

ONGOING

Limited Editions + Regional Variants

Weekly drops. Generational targeting. 15+ languages. Infinite combinations.